{"id":302,"date":"2008-12-17T22:04:21","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T03:04:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.majik.org\/cruxenrose\/?p=302"},"modified":"2008-12-17T22:04:53","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T03:04:53","slug":"302","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.majik.org\/cruxenrose\/302\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Xmas Tune? Willie and Colbert&#8217;s Ode to Weed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"article\">\n<div id=\"article_body\">\n<h1 id=\"articlehed\"><\/h1>\n<div class=\"date_time\"><span style=\"margin-right: 20px;\"><span id=\"contributor\" class=\"c cs\">By Scott Thill<\/span> <a href=\"mailto:eraserheadz@gmail.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.wired.com\/images\/icon_email.gif\" alt=\"Email\" \/><\/a><\/span><span style=\"margin-right: 20px;\">December 02, 2008 | 9:36:52 PM<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"date_time\">\n<p><em>A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All<\/em> has redefined the holiday special for the new millennium. But it may also have redefined holiday songs for the 21st century as well, especially Willie Nelson and Stephen Colbert&#8217;s &#8220;Little Dealer Boy.&#8221; Think &#8220;Little Drummer Boy&#8221; 2.0, substitute the phrase &#8220;finest gifts&#8221; for marijuana, and you&#8217;re there.<\/p>\n<p>Or better yet, just check out the video of the entire song at right. It&#8217;s a double-exposure romp that might make Jesus blush, if he wasn&#8217;t already rumored to have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/world\/2003\/jan\/06\/science.religion\">used cannabis himself<\/a>. After all, as Willie sings in the duet, cannabis is a &#8220;plant that smokes more sweetly than either frankincense or myrrh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"article_text\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><object width=\"360\" height=\"301\" data=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:211032\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#000000\" \/><param name=\"align\" value=\"right\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"autoPlay=false\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:211032\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"window\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/div>\n<p>If you like the tune, you&#8217;re probably going to love the rest of the bizarro standards found <em>A Colbert Christmas<\/em>, out now as an iTunes-only digital EP. Heck, you might even dig Toby Keith&#8217;s War-On-Christmas shocker &#8220;Have I Got a Present For You,&#8221; the very track that had me worried that Colbert&#8217;s holiday <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wired.com\/music\/2008\/09\/could-stephen-c.html\">special might suck<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Boy, was I wrong about that.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, &#8220;Little Dealer Boy&#8221; has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/211032\/november-23-2008\/a-colbert-christmas--willie-nelson-sings\">caught some flak<\/a> on Colbert Nation, but I think it is one of the finest Christmas tunes ever laid down. Am I high? Post a comment below and let me know.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Scott Thill December 02, 2008 | 9:36:52 PM A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All has redefined the holiday special for the new millennium. 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